You see, geometry and I met briefly in high school- my teacher developed a serious case of mononucleosis and I spent most of my Sophomore year with an aloof math sub and did nothing but play with the TI83 calculators. If the outcome of the wall isn't what we expected, I'm settling for wallpaper print or a coat of cover-up paint; whatever lets me sleep at night.
When I'm not elbow deep in TSP, I enjoy perusing the infinite Esty shops (who doesn't!). I came across some peculiar treats...
Kind of tempting to eat, wouldn't you say? Too bad they are vegan soaps. Yup, cleansing agents. Talk about a trigger happy moment. I can safely say I've never had to endure the punishment of soap in the mouth. On the other hand, a fellow 1st grade peer gave the entire classroom a front row performance of the disciplinary act. Private school at its best.
These bad boys are available via Esty profile DirtyAssSoaps.
Talk about a great holiday gag, I mean, gift. ^_^